I’ll call out the National Guard before I let you soak your ass-knobs in my tub.

I would love to call you right now and give you this little scream of delight I am not very successfully holding in.

It’s a shootout at the gene pool, and the folks in the shallow end have more ammunition.

The phrase ‘domestic cat’ is an oxymoron.

In the high art of ribaldry, there is nothing so dull as theory
that maintains a thesis is untrue and cannot understand that it
is decorative.

There must be some kind of porn shop incense

There was something to do with a klein-bottle-shaped latex catsuit and how it could be used to prove that, mathematically speaking, we did have 8 naked women in our fridge.

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Undead, like the senior citizens of the more traditional democracies, represent a disproportionate segment of the electorate. However, their political leanings are quite different, as the short term is essentially meaningless to one who expects to live for over 1,000 years.

Frankly, if parents named their children after that first visual impression, there would be a plethora of youngsters out there named “Congealed Tomato Soup.”